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Yes, as predicted, both Wylie and Wylie have dropped their divorce proceedings. It turns out that it was all a big mistake after all. It seems that Mr Wylie's suspictions regarding Mrs Wylie having an affair with Dougie 'Hoots' McLafferty' were completely unfounded. Apparently he wasn't actually taking advantage of the poor lady whilst she was in a prone position on her bed at all. In fact, he had come to her aid after she had put her back out and he was actually helping her up off the bed at the time of the unfortunate incident that Mr Wylie walked in on. As to what Dougie was doing in his underpants at 3.00pm in the afternoon no-one has yet been able to comment!